COCKTAIL PARTY, by Shrimp Money

COCKTAIL PARTY

by Shrimp Money

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1.	BACON-WRAPPED BRUISE-CHETTA 00:25	lyrics	buy track
I say, I hope this dinner party Is the fanciest of them all Fancy Dinner Party
2.	(WHAT DID SHRIMP MONEY BRING TO THE PARTY?) 01:06	lyrics	buy track
Well, welcome to the Shrimp Money guests of honor Mister The Real Josh, what say have you brought to this cocktail party While the band warms up? Hey, thanks for having me I brought hot dogs I brought mayonnaise I brought various sliced meats and veggies for a charcuterie board Along with some croissants for a good cocktail party Well, I should think that should make for a fine spread indeed Now mister Randall J Krandelblormps, did you say it was? What, pray tell, have you brought to this Shrimp Money fiesta cocktail party? Yo, homie, let me tell you what I brought to this party I am going to, actually we’ve prepared something for you Hey yo guitar boy, move it Here’s what we brought
3.	SEVENFOLD SEVEN LAYER TRAIL MIX 01:13	lyrics	buy track
Deez nuts Deez nuts Deez nuts Deez nuts Deez nuts Deez nuts Deez nuts
4.	BAKED BREEEEEEE 00:25	lyrics	buy track
Not going to lie, this spread’s pretty good We got some gouda cheese here I think I see a little bit of cheddar, a little bit of mozzarella Wait hold on Is that Baked brie
5.	I ASKED FOR A DRY MARTINI AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS WET-ASS DRINK 00:40	lyrics	buy track
Yo, this party is lit and classy AF It is time to get our cocktail on up in here Yo bartender Two dry martinis please I just wanted a dry martini What the actual fuck is this shit? This isn’t what I ordered
6.	(THE TRUE GUEST OF HONOR ARRIVES) 00:40		buy track
7.	PUFF PASTRY PANDEMONIUM 00:58	lyrics	buy track
Puff pastries, you think you're so fancy Flaky layers, but you're just a pansy You're nothing but hot air, full of lies I'll take a bite and see through your disguise Puff pastries, you're weak and flimsy I'll shred you to pieces, don't fucking tempt me You're nothing but a snack, a mere treat You're no match for my hunger, you're obsolete You're touted as gourmet, but you're just a fraud You're not satisfying, you leave me feeling flawed I'll take a bite and spit you out You're not worth the calories, that's no doubt You may be flaky and buttery But you're no match for my ferocity I'll crush you under my teeth You're just a snack, I'm a feast I’m a beast from the east Blah
8.	JALAPEÑO MARSHMALLOW CRAB(CORE) DIP 00:27	lyrics	buy track
Shrimp Money, you fuck I want crab dip now I want crab dip now I want crab dip now I want crab dip right now Crab dip Crab dip Crab dip Crab shit Bitch
9.	ANTIPASTO PARASITE 00:40	lyrics	buy track
Antipasto Antipasto Antipasto Antipasto Antipasto Antipasto Antipasto Antipasto Filled with parasites Parasites Parasites Parasites Parasites Parasites Parasites Parasites Parasites Parasites Parasites Parasites Parasites Parasites Parasites Parasites Parasites
10.	INFINITE FRENCH ONION GLITCH 01:15	lyrics	buy track
I can’t stop eating this dip I can’t stop eating this dip I can’t stop eating this dip I can’t stop eating this dip I will die from this French onion dip I will die from this French onion dip I will die from this French onion dip I will die from this French onion dip
11.	QUINOA? I BARELY KNOW'A 01:25	lyrics	buy track
Whenever I look at healthy food on the internet Or top-ten lists of healthiest things to eat on a diet Or things to eat when you want to lose weight It’s always the same old fucking thing Stupid-ass quinoa I can’t stress enough how much I don’t want Quinoa this, quinoa that I hate fucking quinoa Don’t look at me, fucking quinoa You’re not rice, you’re not anything And I can’t wait to tell you this I’m not eating fucking quinoa
12.	MOUNTAIN DEW CHEESECAKE 00:51	lyrics	buy track
I want a slice of Mountain Dew cheesecake I want a slice of Mountain Dew cheesecake Made to perfection A great confection I have a confession I already ate the whole thing Sorry but it was too tasty You’ll never know Just how delicious it was
13.	(CAN I GET A SIDE OF RANCH) 00:33	lyrics	buy track
Yo, this party is bumping and I need you all to join me In this, right now Can I get a side of ranch (side of ranch) Can I get a side of ranch (side of ranch) Can I get a side of ranch (side of ranch) Can I get a side of ranch (side of ranch) I’ve brought you your side of ranch No, dude, what, what are you doing We’re just chanting out here With the homies
14.	OREGANO STUFFED MUSHROOMS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 06:24	lyrics	buy track
Two men in suits, at a cocktail soiree Sipping on drinks, but their minds in disarray One's got a secret, the other's got a past Both trying to hide, but the tension's gonna last Death looms in the air, at this fancy affair Their sins will come to light, on this fateful night The clock ticks away, as they try to escape But fate has other plans, for these two men at the gate The room is alive, with laughter and chatter But these two men, their minds are in a clatter Eating their food from a silver platter Their attention starts to scatter They realize they can’t escape this party after Death has come for them Death looms in the air, at this fancy affair Their sins will come to light, on this fateful night The clock ticks away, as they try to escape But fate has other plans, for these two men at the gate The moon is full, the night is dark As they step outside, they hear a dog bark Their hearts beat fast, as they see a figure in black It's too late to run The man in black has a gun “Please spare us. We promise not to run” The man stares right back at me and says “I’m sorry, but this is your permanent leave” He picks up his gun and points it right at me I run for cover and try to leave Everything fades to black
15.	CRIPPLED BY CRUDITÉ 01:08	lyrics	buy track
My boy, you’ve absolutely massacred the crudité Yeah, we’re the life of the party Just two dudes hanging out Going to make you scream and shout Shrimp Money, you fuck Come party, come hang out I hope this night will never end This party is just getting started Hold up, was that you who just farted? Ugh
16.	TOASTER IN THE PUNCH BOWL 00:48	lyrics	buy track
This cocktail party has been a real blast But someone put a toaster Toaster in the Toaster in the Toaster in the punch bowl What a shocking twist This night is quite electric But soon our guests will find that their night isn’t quite what they had planned
17.	CATCH SOME LIL SMOKIES 00:47	lyrics	buy track
No cocktail party is complete without some lil smokies in a crockpot Mixed with barbecue sauce on the inside Set it and forget it, that’s what I was always told First make a sauce by whisking together the barbecue sauce, brown sugar, ketchup Worcestershire sauce, onion powder and garlic powder Place two packages of cocktail sausages in a crockpot, and pour the sauce over the top Cook the sausages on low heat for two to three hours, then serve and enjoy Who knew these flavors would be so bold
18.	DARK BEER WHOMPFEST 00:35	lyrics	buy track
I’m a little beer keg filled with stout Here is my handle, what’s that about? Get me fucked up on this beer I don’t care who you hold quite dear Give me lots of hops with this I want to get drunk and pissy This party isn’t fucking over Over and over and over and over and over and over and over And over and over and over and over and over and over and over again
19.	OLD FASHIONED FIST FIGHT 00:49	lyrics	buy track
Yo, did you see how many Jello shots the robot took, yo I’m so fucking drunk He’s so fucking wasted I think that this guy wants to beat our face in Unlucky for him we trained in drunken fist and fight better when we’re pissed We’ll swing and we’ll swing but we’ll never miss So how’s about this Let’s sit down and chat with each other Why scream and shout when we can love each other
20.	ALL BEEF 01:33	lyrics	buy track
Grab a snack and dive into the nosh pit All beef I’ll punch you in the teeth All beef I’ll punch you in the fucking teeth All beef I’ll punch you in the teeth All beef I’ll punch you in the fucking teeth I’ll beat your fucking ass in I’ll watch you fucking die I’ll beat your ass in because these hands are on sight These hands are rated E for everybody These hands are rated E for everybody These hands are rated E for everybody All beef motherfucker We’re going to fight you because we have beef with you No more seventy-three percent This beef is pure organic
21.	GAS STATION FOUR LOKO PRIVATE RESERVE 00:41	lyrics	buy track
Why am I so drunk from Four fucking Loko Why does the version with caffeine inside Keep us fucking plastered Stay up all night
22.	I WENT TO THE BAR TO GET A MARGARITA AND WASTED AWAY INSTEAD 00:33	lyrics	buy track
Jimmy Buffett is my hero All of you are fucking zeros I’d rather waste away here than lose this beer Take me to paradise where the burgers are nice Come Monday I’ll lose this pencil thin mustache Latitude has changed and so has my attitude Why don’t we get drunk with the son of a son of a son of a sailor Oh God, I think someone just farted
23.	DIGESTIVE DANCE OF THE DEVILED EGG 02:50	lyrics	buy track
Epic memes, dank memes, booty really stank memes Epic memes, dank memes, booty really stank memes Epic memes, dank memes, booty really stank memes Epic memes, epic memes, epic memes, epic memes Epic memes, dank memes, booty really stank memes Epic memes, dank memes, booty really stank memes Epic memes, dank memes, booty really stank memes Epic memes, epic memes, epic memes, epic memes Digestive dance, we’ll be dancing all night Hanging all the time, working overtime, hanging all the time Hanging with my friends, going to dance all night Here we fucking go, digestive dance I bet you’re wondering why you feel this way It’s probably because you had some of our signature deviled eggs! We stayed up real late to make sure they were stuffed right Now your stomach will give you quite the fight D- d- d- d- digestive dance of the deviled D- d- deviled egg, digestive dance of the D- d- d- d- deviled egg, d- d- d- deviled egg Digestive dance of the d- d- d- d- deviled egg Booty really stank Now you smell like ass from all the gas that you’ve been passing It’s making our guests pass out I bet you regret eating the whole plate I mean, look at your current state At this rate you’re gonna clear out the whole room You’re bringing this party to its doom We might have to kick you out soon Please just stop farting All our guest are fucking departing Epic memes, dank memes, booty really stank memes Epic memes, dank memes, booty really stank memes Epic memes, dank memes, booty really stank memes Epic memes, dank memes, booty really stank memes
24.	GIN & NONSENSE 00:30	lyrics	buy track
Gin and nonsense Gin today is produced in different ways From a wide range of herbal ingredients Giving rise to a number of distinct styles and brands After juniper, gin tends to be flavored with Herbs, spices, floral or fruit flavors Or often a combination It is commonly consumed mixed with tonic water in a gin and tonic
25.	HICKORY-SMOKED IRISH COFFEE 00:50	lyrics	buy track
Unhand my hickory-smoked Irish coffee, you scalawag En guarde Prepare to die, you filthy peasant Unhand the Irish coffee Unhand the fucking Irish coffee now
26.	YEAH BOIIIII 00:49	lyrics	buy track
I will now attempt my longest yeah boy ever, here we go Yeah boy
27.	YEE YEE 00:55	lyrics	buy track
There ain’t no bunch of them that ain’t appealing This happy yellow sunshine that I’m feeling A joyous treat for me, almost the apple of all I see I’m stepping out with glee I love bananas so, I cannot split them If there’s no Gros Michel, I’ll have Cavendish then They’re here on the fruit tray so everything will be okay I’ll eat them all until I bloat, until I’m in a Chicago overcoat, yeah
28.	SHRIMP COCKTAIL 02:41	lyrics	buy track
Yeah, this was our cocktail party Thank you for coming Sipping on a martini feeling so serene The ambience is perfect, it’s just like a dream The music’s playing softly, the vibe is right The cocktail party’s lit, it’s going to be a hell of a night (woo) Smooth jazz and good company Cocktail party, that’s just where I want to be Glasses clinking, people mingling This is the life, no need for a tingling The hors d'oeuvres are delicious The drinks are flowing Everybody’s dressed to impress The party’s glowing No drama here, just good times and laughter This is a cocktail party after all So come on down, come and have a ball This is Shrimp Money, baby, come and have it all Because you know we got Smooth jazz and good company Cocktail party, that’s just where I want to be Glasses clinking, people mingling This is the life, no need for a tingling Smooth jazz and good company Cocktail party, that’s just where I want to be Glasses clinking, people mingling This is the life, no need for a tingling The night is young, the party’s just begun Let’s keep the good times rolling, we’re having fun Let’s raise a glass to the host and hostess For throwing this amazing party, you went and did the mostest Smooth jazz and good company Cocktail party, that’s just where I want to be Glasses clinking, people mingling This is the life, no need for a tingling Smooth jazz and good company Cocktail party, that’s just where I want to be Glasses clinking, people mingling Shrimp Money 2023 Da da da da, woah Da da da da, woah Da da da da, woah Shrimp Money, you fuck