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Planet Glizzy, Pt. 1
01:32
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Oh
I can’t take another day on this planet
Every day gets worse and I don’t understand it
I wanna go somewhere far away, where only I have a say on the things that happen.
Take me to Planet Glizzy
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I heard you talking shit on my favorite snack
I’m here to tell you that you’re so fucking wack
You’re telling me that you don’t like glizzy
I’ll beat you up until you’re fucking dizzy
You
Will
Ketchup these hands
You
Will
Ketchup these hands
You
Will
Ketchup these hands
You
Will
Ketchup these hands
I will always be a fucking glizzy fan
Cooked just right with an oil pan
Don’t act like the fucking man
When you don’t even like glizzy man
I told you once but I’ll say it again
You mess with me and you ketchup these hands
Don’t get yourself in a fucking tizzy
I’ll beat you senseless until you’re fucking dizzy
You
Will
Ketchup these hands
You
Will
Ketchup these hands
You
Will
Ketchup these hands
You
Will
Ketchup these hands
I am the glizzy enemy assassin
If you try to diss my snacks I’ll beat your ass in
It won’t be a fair fight - no mouthpiece or gloves
That’s not ketchup on my hands. It’s your blood
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3. |
We On Dat Glizzy Grind
00:41
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Glizzy
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4. |
Glizzterlude 1
00:47
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5. |
I Got Glizzy
02:23
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Y’all ain’t ready for this
Shrimp money baby
Need a snack that ain’t whack
Something to fight off the snack attack
Give me something that I lack
I need it, gimme that snack back
Bounce
Thinking malicious about something delicious there ain’t nothing suspicious about the fucking delicious
Meal
I feel it’s something you can’t explain
No reason to complain
So look at me and remember the name
Give me that glizzy
I got glizzy, fuck your life
I got glizzy, fuck your life
I got glizzy, fuck your life
I got glizzy
Fuck
Your
Life
Give me that glizzy
We out here eatin hot dogs
Big round fat logs
Chicken, beef or pork
A snack that don’t need no fork.
Don’t be a dork
Gimme glizzy with extra torque baby
Give me that glizzy
Ayo Randall, what you got for ‘em baby
I got glizzy, fuck your life son
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6. |
Shrimp Money
01:43
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Ayo, you know who it is
It’s ya boi Shrimp Money
2021 bitch, let’s fucking get it
Shrimp money, actin’ kinda funny bitch
Don’t give a fuck if you’s bad bitch
Out here acting like a savage
Be here living kinda lavish
Shrimp money ain’t a fuckin dummy bruh
Shrimp money don’t get honeys yuh
Shrimp money focused on the bills duh
Shrimp money all about the thrills ha
Be funny, get money that’s the fucking motto
Look at me, what’s your fucking prob bro
Get money, play the fucking lotto
Act funny, eat some gelato
Makin money Call me fuckin Tom nook
Can’t read me, I ain’t a fucking book
Call me DJ max, we goin max hundred
No survivors. Hunt or be hunted
Gonna go coastal before I go postal
Better to be calm and collected
Shrimp money never neglected
All your hate being reflected
Out here still, looking to be respected.
Song in your head, infected
Bitch where you headed
Where you goin', Shrimp Money on this fuckin' track bitch
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Shrimp Money ain’t always the happy guy
Shrimp Money sometimes the sad guy
Shrimp Money just needs something to get by
I need something that’s gonna fill me
Need a thing that will help to chill me
I wanna thing that’ll tantalize me
I want some glizzy
I need a meat stick that’s extra thick
A meat stick that’s cooked real quick
Condiments on top to keep it slick
I want a hot dog
Give me that meat log
To get me through this fucking day like a night slog
I’m going crazy like a motherfucking mad dog
I need a glizzy for shizzy, a drink that’s fizzy and dizzy. The dawgs are back in town; Thin Lizzy
I’m Getting crazy and hazy, rumors around don’t phase me. Keeping busy, can’t stay lazy. These hot dogs amaze me.
You said you ain’t a fan’s you’ll be catching these hands
Come out and get your mans
Glizzies done so well they be getting some tans
If you ain’t got the cash son, then you can’t get the glizzy
Staying busy, word to the real jizzy
Got these hoes up on my chest and it’s real drippy
Take a sip from the cup yeah, weed in my blunt bitch.
Non frivolous feeding the Brady bunch.
Always got more lizards than raps that’s why you double bag
Chicago raw doggin and slap you while I’m egg noggin
A festive feast SPK’s always eat for free.
Performing glizzardry up in your vicinity
I’mma stupefy replies with my own eyes just like an optic beam.
Put me in the kitchen with Randall and we’ll chef a beat. Real Josh on the track but we call him Shrimp Money
You want some homie? Let’s get money
Buy a hot dog cart and call it “Big Glizzies”
Stack the buns to the ceiling these demons can’t get enough of this sweet meat treat that I been dealing, I’m scheming
For the perfect recipe to make us all a million. peep the hot dog tree and call me Pee Wee Herman
Must you embellish, gettin’ smart with the relish. Yo homies ketchup if you can, I know it’s very impressive
A glizzy glizzard like me, I ponder my orb like a menace
I’m showing love like its tennis, pull up a pot and get rested
I’m invested in this shit and I will never quit
Eat a ballpark raw Nathan’s on the kosher shit.
Yo Randall bring that beat in.
I want a glizzy
give me some glizzy
I need some glizzy
give me some glizzy
Ok, but have you really ever had a hot dog
That shit is crazy don’t you think Dawg
You got meat, a bun, and condiments.
I mean come on
This shit is sold everywhere you can think of
Like grocery stores, stadiums, ballparks, arenas, you can get that shit where you want, on the side of the road
It can be wherever you want or if you’re feeling kinda lazy
You can get it DoorDashed or Grubhubed to you. Straight to ya door anytime you think fool
Speaking of, I think I hear them at the door
Let’s open it up and see what’s in store
Ayo
It’s ya Grubhub driver with your grub, bud
Got a bunch of hot dogs from the Dog Haus
Drove through town to get you this now
Give me money for it, I need it right now
The tip is very much appreciated, buddy
Let me know when you want some more, buddy
I got hot dogs anytime you want ‘em, buddy
Aye lemme say
I been workin’ all night and day
Delivering glizzies to all of these families
Don’t get in no tizzy
I got yo damn glizzy
It’s topped off with chili
You know it’s delicioso
You get it from Doordash, that’s a no-go
I’ll get you glizzy anytime, you know, bro
Just promise me that you won’t go loco
If you don’t get glizzy on time, bro
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8. |
Glizzterlude 2
00:45
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Where did I put it I can’t find it
Where did I put my
Glizzy
I don’t know what I did with it.
I swear I just fucking had it
Where is my glizzy at
I’m a mess, I don’t know what to do
I’m lost without it
Give me my glizzy back
I need it back
Glizzy in my solo cup
Are you fucking kidding
What the fuck
Why
Glizzy in my solo cup
Why is there a glizzy in my solo cup
Why
Why
Living life one 8 pack at a time
Loving glizzys is not a crime
There is only one truth & it cuts like a knife
Hot dogs reign supreme. Glizzy is life
G-L-I-Z-Z-Y
Give me it fucking back
Give me my fucking glizzy
Give me
Give me
Give me (my)
Glizzy
Glizzy in my solo cup
Yadda yadda yadda
Glizzy in my solo cup
Yadda yadda yadda
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10. |
Bun-Length Hallucination
02:25
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I want my glizzy
Give me my glizzy
I want my glizzy
Give me my glizzy
I want my glizzy
Give me my glizzy
I want my glizzy
Give me my glizzy
You know it i want it
Just give me, my glizzy
Give me my glizzy
Hey there jack, i want my glizzy back
Give it back before i have a snack attack
You know it i want it
Just give me
Don’t flaunt it
My glizzy give it right back
“Hey man”
“Hey man”
“Hey I’m kinda hungry, are you hungry?”
“Yeah man, i’m pretty starved. What do you want to eat?”
“Uhhh, hot dog sounds pretty good. What do you think?”
“Ueah, hot dog sounds pretty great. What do you want on your hot dog?”
“Uhhhh, I think I want some….”
Ketchup, extra mustard, in the bun
Soaking up just like the sun
Eating hot dogs is so fun
Party in my tummy
Almost out of money
Glizzy is my passion
Gotta start to ration
Never out of fashion
I want my glizzy
Give me my glizzy
I want my glizzy
Give me my glizzy
I want my glizzy
Give me my glizzy
I want my glizzy
Give me my glizzy
You know it i want it
Just give me, my glizzy
Give me my glizzy
See was that so fucking hard, you bitch
Now I’m not going to kill you bitch
Don’t ever come back without my snack
Eeeeee
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11. |
Glizzy Bites
01:37
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Glizzy
In the morning
Glizzy in the evening
Glizzy at supper time
When glizzy is on the table
You know it’s the right time.
Glizzy on a Thursday
Glizzy on a Friday
The glizzies give me life
Eat em on a Monday
Eat em on a Tuesday
You can eat them anytime
Glizzy on Wednesday
Glizzy on Saturday
Glizzy is just my kind
Glizzy on a Sunday
Any way’s a fun way
Glizzy is right on time
Give me fucking glizzy
I need fucking glizzy
I want fucking glizzy
Hand over the fucking glizzy
Glizzy gang 2069 bitch
Where my glizzy gobblers at baby
Glizzy in a bun
Glizzy in the sun
Glizzy is always the one
Glizzy on a lawn
Glizzy at dawn
Glizzy be that jawn
Glizzies with Randall
Glizzies with Nathaniel
Glizzies with RespawnDenied
Give me fucking glizzy
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12. |
Planet Glizzy, Pt. 2
03:46
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Oh
I can’t take another day on this planet
Every day gets worse and I don’t understand it
I wanna go somewhere far away, where only I have a say on the things that happen
Take me to Planet Glizzy
Where the buns are warm and the dogs keep coming
Condiments on tap and they don’t stop running
Upon arrival everything seems great
How could someone hate Planet Glizzy
Upon closer inspection it isn’t at all what I thought it would be
How could this be
How could this be
Where are the warm buns
The dogs stopped coming
The condiments ran dry
I think I might cry
What was once a dream has become a nightmare
The one thing I wanted has become the worst thing that could have happened
I no longer want to live here, I suppose the grass is always greener on the other side
I know now what I’ve done wrong
Everything is rushing to my head
My dreams are all now dead
I wish I could be anywhere instead
If you’re listening to this
Take me back
Home
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Shrimp Money Albany, New York
Foodcore
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Randall - Instruments
Josh - vocals
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